I can guess how sad many of us look, that sorrowful demeanour and the silent but firm "damn!" when we open our wallets and clutches and find a hundred naira note tucked in the corner whispering over a zipper to another note both ridiculously summing up to only N150! After this piece you'll never look down on that N150 anymore!
Now this is the genesis of this revelation! Sometime ago on this awfully bright day in Lagos (I’m sure you know what I mean), the officer in charge of the sun had gone on some wicked leave deliberately to punish the human race as I could literally feel fire burning in my cranium!
Now I had a lot of meetings and a sensitization programme to attend to so you can imagine how many kilojoules, Kilowatts and kilograms of stress I was passing through. The usual me would have passed out (technically I did, *covers face*) as there was nothing that looked like help in sight.
All of a sudden I saw something that altered the course of the masculine nature. Beautiful, attractive and outstanding!
Now I’m not one to go for just anything I can't "taste" especially not in Lagos traffic but for some reason this one attracted me.
To cut the chronicles short I approached this classy and stylish bundle of goodness (and mercy) and guess what guys???....there was no resistance!
It was my first time (and became love at first sight) and the experience can be described as delicious, nourishing and refreshing. Funny enough the package was very handy and guess what??....it cost me just N150!
Beat it pervs!!...it's the N150 Hollandia GoGhurtGrab'n'Go pack!!! Somebody say yaaaaaay!!!
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